Luckier than jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Luckier than jokes


Happier days are ahead for you. Remember that immediately after I went to see the surgeon at his house, he did your operation for nothing? On leaving the Obama White House in because of burnout It was sad. He just does not have the ability to deliver the kind of jokes that presidents are supposed to, and that people appreciate from their presidents. Sounds like something invented by dolphins. Hannah is ready to start eating but before she can reach over to the pot, the lid suddenly rises by 1cm all by itself. For the silk lining, we contact Japan for their silkworms, and we ask Japanese deep-sea divers to get the pearl buttons.

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Desmond tutu jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Desmond tutu jokes


Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? He walked very slowly, had a halting gait, and long white hair and beard. Olson was widely known for her amazing contributions to church potlucks. He then repeated his question. On the way out, someone asked the elder matriarch what she thought of the new pastor. Where is your office?

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Marijuana jokes one liners

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Marijuana jokes one liners


Followed by a global food shortage. I Don't Care Bears. A pervert walks over to this sorority girl, he said "Bend over and spell run. What do you call a cartoon about smoking trees? And possibly use a lubricant.

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New your momma jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

New your momma jokes


Yo mama's so fat her patronus is a cake. Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 35 pounds Yo mama so fat she's like my ex-girlfriend Yo Mama so fat that when she wears a Orange jumpsuit and walks up the hill, people think the sun is rising yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices yo momma so fat she blocks the WiFi signal Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo mama is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side. Yo mamma so fat the elephant at the zoo thought they were related. Get the crane ready! Yo mama so fat she can play pool with the planets.

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Dinosaur jokes buzzfeed

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Dinosaur jokes buzzfeed


Cheezburger Visit Cheezburger site Cheezburger is a well-known place to entertain. However, they enlarge their collection with funny pranks, pictures, emojis screenshots and even games. Its insane photo galleries of animals, night parties, cats, cheerleaders, food will drive you wild. Because the sea weed. It took five people 40 minutes to work out how to get him up again. You know, a bit like second class mail.

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Packers lions jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Packers lions jokes


According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives. How do you keep an Detroit Lions out of your yard? How do the Lions count to 10? Thomsen said that Germany considers herself in a state of war with the United States. Whoever offends against this unity need expect nothing else than annihilation as an enemy of the nation.

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Riddle jokes for adults

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Riddle jokes for adults


We ensure that the puzzles in this section are funny riddles for adults as well as kids, therefore, dirty riddles that would be inappropriate for children are kept off. Further Discussion Small Hotel 13 people came into a hotel with 12 rooms and each guest wanted his own room. How is this possible? Forward I am ton, backwards I am not. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one. So Joe was once again caught lying to his teacher, and his teacher Mr.

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Lame trig jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Lame trig jokes


Some even worked their powers in originspace, and those were worth a fortune. Basher swayed with exhaustion and periodically glanced toward the door. Adrian never saw her righteous husband act this way outside the bedroom. Sailor Moon In the third season, Sailor Chibi-Moon assumed the "useless member" role; as a Senshi-in-training her "Pink Sugar Heart Attack" was shown to be so weak and pointless that it mostly only annoyed the villain it also occasionally just didn't do anything period, and on at least one occasion backfired on her. The song was sung by over half a million demonstrators in Washington, D.

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Chimpanzee knock knock jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Chimpanzee knock knock jokes


The tennis final has more men. The pizza can feed a family of four. And, yes, everyone chooses Spock most of the time. There were two people walking down the street. What's the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw? Female five string banjoist shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall:

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Fax jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Fax jokes


One to change it, 2, to record the event and take pictures of it, and 10, to follow it around until it burns out. Banjo Tuning is an oxymoron There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your musical talent. Are you sure you want to read these jokes? What's the difference between a banjo player and a bucket of manure? Drool How can you tell if the stage is level? Isn't it the same as last year?

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